Sunday, March 12, 2006

Naomi Watts


Hmm, well maybe dressing as a frilly clown was the way to go to fend off the giant gorilla. I'm not entirely sure, but it's certainly scaring me. Looks like she got a giant romper suit and then tore up a net curtain to put a frill on it.

Frill factor: Hmm, this one's hard. I'd say about a 8 1/2. Pretty damn scary.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Melissa Gilbert

I like this dress actually. It's a cute colour. And I like her earrings. But there are two things wrong with it. 1), She's almost falling out of it. And 2) it has a GIANT BLACK THING DEVOURING HER LEFT BOOB! I mean, it's frilly. It's a frill. And it's eating her breast. Mmm. I'm just a little afraid right now.

Frill factor: ooh, this is hard. Cause the dress is pretty cute. I'm thinking around a 6.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Bobby Trendy


Let us bask a moment in that sheer magnitude of that frill.

...

Okay, I'm done basking. It's huge. It's abrasive. It's pink and red. And it doesn't even look comfortable. And has anyone else noticed the little pink bit of frill kinda poking outta his ass like a pink net duck tail?

Frill factor: 9 - thats a helluva frill. And as a designer, he should know better.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Beyonce Knowles


Beyonce. How we frillers love her. Well actually, we kinda do. But that doesn't mean we love this dress. Why? Well, the frill is not your friend. Let that be a lesson to you.

Frill factor: around 5. It could be worse, and the colour isn't bad. But the frill is there.